Thursday, October 1, 2020

I'm Not Rich, Don't Say I Am


This story is made up and I do not agree with violence.Inspiration from this video: r/EntitledParents | "GIVE MY KID YOUR NINTENDO SWITCH!"Here's The Story:I went down with the store to buy the new Pokémon games, Sword and Shield.I slid the two games onto the counter with two switches, I was so happy to be able to buy these games because my mom and dad we're both extremely poor so I had to contribute heavily so having money for myself and my family (My family also contributes).Store Employee: Will that be all?Me: YesThe Store Employee scanned the DS's when someone barged through the door.This is the entitled mom with the entitled son.Another Employee: Hello, can I help you?Entitled Mom: Yeah! (Glares around the room then sees my games and two DS)Entitled Mom: Get me those!Employee: Okay, there over here. (Pointing at a rack with games with one finger, one with games)Entitled Mom: No, I meant his.I thought, something along the lines of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frk7wY0VmIM&feature=emb_logoMe: What? Do you mean you want to get these, specifically?Entitled Mom: Well, of course, I did! Are you deaf?Me: Why?Entitled Mom: You're so rich you could afford another one!It made me angry that they thought I was rich though I wasn't sure why. I guess it's just because I was being considered rich, makes no sense but I felt it.Me: No, that's ridiculous. I'm not even rich (Not that any of your business)Entitled Mom: Give them to me now!Entitled Child: Yeah, PLEASE! (Fake tears trying to guilt me)Me: No.Entitled Mom: (Angry) GIVE THEM TO ME!Me: (Also Angry) No, I already said it once!Then, out of nowhere, she charges at me. What is this woman DOING?Out of self-defense, I duck down and kick her in the jaw like an anime character. Just then the manager walked out and called the cops, not asking what happened (Which I suppose I understand now but back then I was upset about). Shortly after the cops arrived with the mom in a headlockCop One: WHAT IN GODS NAME IS HAPPENING HERE?Me: Well, she wanted t-Entitled Mom: He assaulted mehttps://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frk7wY0VmIM&feature=emb_logoCop One (To Cop Two): Cuff 'emMe: (In my head) Wth is this procedure? It's like I was being written by a bad writer!Me: Wait, no! That's not what happened!The Cop Two cuffed me.Cop One: What would you say happened?Me: Well, she wanted my games but I wouldn't let her so she charged at me.Cop One (To Everyone Else) : Man, this is like a bad plot, anyways, is this true?Everyone: YesThen Cop Two looked up at a ceiling and saw a security camera.Cop Two: We'll see.Eventually, it was cleared up and the Entitled Mom was charged with assault and attempted thievery.​This stories so stupid and inaccurate. via /r/entitledparentsmemes https://ift.tt/3l6Afw4

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