To the kid who turned 16 and your parents surprised you with a new car, please do us all a huge favor and shut the fuck up.

An arrogant, spoiled POS kid who goes to my school got a new Mercedes-Benz for his 16th birthday. I live in a rural area in Northwest Florida, so obviously this is the biggest thing to happen to my city since a new car wash was built.Everyone despises this kid. He is typically the one who makes loud noises or shitty jokes in class and spends his free time cranking their country music, in the bed of his friend's truck, on a Wednesday night in a Sonic parking lot. Yeah, "one of those".Every time he pulls into the school parking lot at 6:45 AM, he comes speeding in the parking lot like an NFL running back by the way, blaring his gangsta' rap from the speakers in his car. Ironically, he is the last person to be a gangster. He is a white polo and a pair of khakis away from being a student at a Christian Boarding school.Some of you will say that I am just jealous and salty that I don't have a Mercedes, and you are completely right. But this is like giving a 7-year old the control panel for the intercontinental missiles when his friends call him a poopyhead. via /r/offmychest https://ift.tt/35lxqAL